Frustration

 

 There will be times in life when you need to let off some steam.
My solution: find the nearest sandbox and dig like a madman.
You'll feel better, but you'll need a shower.

They're Doing It From Pole To Pole

When your mom starts dancing and singing "The Safety Dance" for you in the kitchen, just grin and bear it. But you may want to keep the psyche ward on speed dial just in case.

Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without Them

You don't have to be related to be family. You don't even have to be the same breed.