Thursday, October 20, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Patience

 
If you wait by a door long enough, eventually someone will open it for you.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Brotherhood

Just because your sibling may be a little weird, or a little wet, don't love them any less.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Frustration

 There will be times in life when you need to let off some steam.
My solution: find the nearest sandbox and dig like a madman.
You'll feel better, but you'll need a shower.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

They're Doing It From Pole To Pole

When your mom starts dancing and singing "The Safety Dance" for you in the kitchen, just grin and bear it. But you may want to keep the psyche ward on speed dial just in case.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without Them

You don't have to be related to be family. You don't even have to be the same breed.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Rolling With Your Homeyz

 
 Sometimes it is necessary to make your own fun. I suggest a cardboard tube. Minutes upon minutes of extreme fun that eventually falls apart in your mouth.